Being less white

 After Coca-Cola asked their employees to be less white, I asked people on Twitter what are they doing to be less white. I take no responsibility for the results or any offence caused, as from offence comes offence. I will not name any contributors.

i am no longer donating to any charity.

I’m listening to Eminem, limp bizkit and beastie boys, smoking a pack of new ports while drinking a couple of 40’s G and bitching about not getting my reparations !!!

Not cutting the crusts of the cucumber sandwiches as I have afternoon tea on the veranda.

Started dropping the N word.

Looking at loafers online

Tonight I'm rapping, got a birthday this week. Not mine.

I pretend to be a black cat that wears a hat

I'm just going straight Ralph Northam and rocking black face. Seems to be working so far. Just some weird looks and people avoiding me.

Raping

Drinking a Kale Smoothie.. what ?

A perm....

Today, I went sun bathing to get blackfaced

Not taking good care of my kids for a day

Just some stabby stabby stuff.

No less white, but very ashamed of myself, and the slavery my family were subjected to, skivying for the upper classes.

Not a damm thing! Staying out of the sun, with my green eyes and Irish skin..

Worshiping a Jew.

Ruining my liver! 'Yellow is the colour'.

Eating jerk chicken. Joining a gang.

Blacking up?

Suntanning on the patio.

Searching for racism where none exists.

I stopped washing. My wife isn't happy, but it's for the greater good......

I didn’t mean to stab my neighbour. I was once a promising footballer who wanted to go uni but she was from a different postcode and I don’t like that post code. And the tories shut my table tennis club down because of austerity so I rambo’d her.

I've been enjoying the sunshine, does that count?

I thought about spray tanning but not sure thats healthy, so I am considering cutting my granddaughters curly hair and having a wig made out of it. Not sure if her African grandfather would approve though.

I mugged someone for their iphone!!? Nah, that's not true, I'm far too white.

Stabbed my neighbour to death and then mugged her nan.

Went to the park and Sat in sun feeling the Lovely hot sun on my face

listening to Al Jolson