Is Al Gore Nigerian?

No one wants to know, but as it rained all day today I had one work call, streetviewed for hours (one old no through road discovered, same as 20 others I already have), cleared lots of old messages and replied to comments, and did another piece for Youtube as well as watching lots of videos there. I'll get the food tomorrow now, it wasn't urgent and more something to do than needed although it soon will be. I hope I can get hold of the new UFO magazine tomorrow as due out, I have to phone a few shops first as no idea who has it locally, and get the other shopping done wherever I do if I can. I don't mind one day in a week but more than that you run out of material as you'd expect. I'll also be interested to see what the earwax drops do as I've never needed them before. It is the little things...



I get regular Herberts dropping in telling me science has already established global warming is man made so why do I tell people it isn't, as I doubt any of them are the very people who invented the story then they are being used to divide and rule as they are doing their dirty work for them. On the surface it looks fine, except that is hasn't happened, which is always a problem but one they have convinced the majority of the lowbrows isn't important, but then you find they fix their figures in every possible way, just like an internet dating site or Nigerian CV. Al Gore has taken the 417 scam and made it the biggest story ever told.



DEAR SIR



I WRITE TO YOU IN THE POWER OF JESUS AS A FELLOW BELIEVER, MY FATHER WAS THE OWNER OF A MAJOR OIL COMPANY AND LEFT $1.2 BILLION DOLLARS IN CARBON CREDITS BUT HAVE BEEN HELD IN TRUST UNTIL THEY CAN BE RELEASED TO A SAFE COUNTRY. I AM UNABLE TO CLAIM THEM MYSELF DUE TO A CIVIL WAR AND REQUIRE AN HONEST BELIEVER IN GOD TO HELP ME. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO DEPOSIT THIS SUM IN YOUR ACCOUNT AS YOU ARE IN A COUNTRY AUTHORISED WITH MY PERMISSION TO HOLD SAID FUNDS, AND FOR YOUR KINDNESS AND TROUBLE WILL BE SHARING 5% OF THE CARBON CREDITS FOR USE IN CHARITY AND WELFARE OF OTHERS.

I TRUST YOU ARE CONTENT WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT AND WILL SEND ME AT SOONEST NOTICE

1) YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS

2) YOUR REGISTERED EMAIL ADDRESS

3) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

4) A PASSWORD I CAN USE TO VERIFY THESE DETAILS FOR MY OWN ENQUIRIES

AS SOON AS I RECEIVE SAID DETAILS I WILL ARRANGE TO FORWARD $1.2BILLION DOLLARS INTO THE NAMED ACCOUNT AND WILL BE IN CONTACT AS TO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE NEXT.



YOURS IN CHRIST, REV. Dr ALBERT GORE



Yes, it's that obvious to many people, but unlike the genuine (or actually fraudulent) article only a small percentage DON'T fall for this one. If the Africans would like a greater hit rate I expect they'll rename their messages to include carbon credits and will multiply the positive responses many times over. It's like being the only sober one at a party of drunks.



I'd have even less to do without the global warming research, and the recent fightback where they've thrown all sorts of equations at us appearing to sew up their story just made it more of a quest rather than simply patiently repeating it's garbage as they can't prove it. That is true, but the smokescreen they've provided to appear genuine, and like smoke hide the fact it's not happening any more than would be expected from er, climate changing, needs to be blown away and see the empty boxes they're covering up with expensive goods like a mock auction. Nearly everyone falls for them once but never again when they turn out to be worthless, this is one big hustle and when they've taken it as far as it can go before falling temperatures force them to stop we'll all be living like savages.



Meanwhile I hope my own life becomes more occupied with useful activities and let the climate look after itself as it always has and always will. It seems commonsense has been handed out very selectively. And will the lost sheep ever find it?