Political correctness my arse

While I sit here the radio has police saying certain departments don't have enough diversity, and the presenter calling a London suburb a racist area.

English and logic seem to have left the entire country nowadays. Firstly, diversity is not a virtue, quality is. You don't want a random mixture of anything, but the best, or at least what you want. If you buy a box of strawberry creams and they throw in a few truffles that's diversity. It's not what you want but what they authorities tell you you should have. The Soviet bloc has broken up and being replaced by Europe. As for calling a racist area, then if Eltham is racist, Putney is musical, Finchley is depressed, Wembley is creative and Peckham is sporting. What utter total nonsense. An area is a plot of land inhabited by people of similar economic and partially cultural groups. But not racists. Can you imagine the estate agent's ads? House for sale in Eltham, membership of the BNP recommended, whites only? For god's sake, as every year passes I see the sanity of the people deteriorate. If people were stronger the governments wouldn't be able to force this junk on us.

The politically correct shall burn in hell

As my teacher says the problem with highs is they stop. You go up so you come down, and the longer you're up the more you get used to it and notice the difference. I'm still in energy phases though, suddenly everyone wants to visit. I don't mind normally but these are not just in little groups but successive days. Always the same and must be a message there but won't know till they've been.
Otherwise I'm still finding art deco houses to take and prove very popular. Plus the recent ones don't seem to have been online before, and though books exist Streetview got me the latest today. I still search in case there are any old signs left despite covering a 60 mile area, and the only one I expect to get is 40 miles away but can't check till the place opens next week that had it on their entrance.

I am easily bored, in the past I only had TV and the phone, then CB radio, and collecting. Now I have the internet which doesn't have limited channels and can create as well as watch, just like I always wanted to when watching pop groups on stage. I hate being in a crowd, but unlike most people love being in front of one. TV is one way, and going on stage the other. I've never done that since I was 13 and then just another of Fagin's boys in Oliver, with exams taking my life over for the next 11 years with small cabaret performances in front of a handful of people on the occasional weekend or holiday. So I'm currently finding the good in the smallest things, which you have to in the gaps. Besides sorting out two earlier sign photos Mike Allen was back on a phone in after maybe 10 plus years in the wilderness. I only heard about half an hour as heard him by chance but probably missed two shows. I hope that means a return when required.

Other than that it's going for walks, shopping and the usual photos when it's dry. The photo book hasn't materialised as predicted, despite aiming for last year. This year at all will be very nice. My latest Marks and Spencer vouchers mean more trips to Temple Fortune and trawl the charity shops and maybe see someone I went to school with (usually the same one, blanked me last time). Tomorrow is a mystery, my guess will be a short shopping trip and a few photos desperately searched for in places I've been to many times before, followed by very little TV (plus Big Brother for a few weeks from tonight). That is the basic skeleton and any more will be a bonus.
Three more Facebook messages have been sent, one to someone from school, one to an old teacher and another someone from school I wanted to know where they took their photo as could have been a neigbour. No replies. If they all don't that'll be 7/7 so my memory is clearly not a good one for many. I've always made toilet jokes, been as politically incorrect as it's possible to be (I'm fairly careful here as could get even more death threats otherwise), and said it how it is. Many people don't like that and act as if the truth can burn them so cover up using a blanket of lies and denial.

Well sorry guys, Muslims make up 99% of terrorists, black people commit more violent crimes in Britain than anyone else, politicians lie as the norm and are as dishonest as many criminals, women approach men a hundred times less than vice versa, and use sex for blackmail. Only poor people and epileptics use public transport, everyone who criticises Israel hates Jews (do they ever criticise China, Cuba, Rwanda, Sudan, Zimbabwe etc? Nope), Al Gore may be the biggest crook of this 21st century, overpopulation is the biggest threat to civilisation, immigrants do not fit in unless from a similar culture (the same goes for Brits abroad of course), anyone offering to save you money (or give it to you) is a crook, borrowing (except for houses) is for losers, if you build on low land expect to get flooded, people driving with mobile phones should get one warning and have their hand cut off if caught again, farts are funny and never lend anyone money outside your immediate family.

How many newspaper reporters let alone politicians would dare to say even one of those? I reckon maybe Lembit Opik with farts are funny, and that's about it. That's why I have to instead. Method in my madness.

Political correctness, why?

Back in the late 60s there was one insult at school that summed up the whole era, spasmo. It covered just about every type of situation and was the primary insult by all the boys for some years. It could have been a combination of spastic and homo but probably just a typical fancy version of it. There were the more direct words, spastic, cretin, mongol and moron which caused the medical profession to abandon them by the neo-communists of Camden and Haringey councils, thus depriving doctors of direct words which had been used for over 100 years and replaced by clunky phrases like cerebral palsy sufferers, mentally subnormal (that didn't survive long either), and the ghastly modern educationally challenged.

Race wasn't really an issue back then, in NW London it was basically Christians vs Jews, and in about 1967 when the first black kid joined the class, Augustin Okwu from the Nigerian embassy, we were purely fascinated, and called him chocolate face (as 7 year olds) only as a description, with absolutely no malice. Intent is now irrelevant and the whole class along with their parents would be prosecuted with the children being put into care. In fact the only racism there was against the Jews, and not subtle or hidden at all but openly persecuted by the school Nazis who called us everything they did word for word. Jeremy Smith, I mean you. Nasty piece of work, and slept with his ex the night before his wedding in his 40s. They rarely change.

Political correctness is the totalitarianism of the 21st century. Saying you don't believe man can create global warming is now lumped in with denying the holocaust, except many extreme left wingers do exactly that themselves. Watch the thought police and follow what I do and totally ignore them. This does not mean insulting races maliciously, but being free to mention more crimes are committed by black people in the UK, most terrorists are muslims and other examples of stating the bleeding obvious. If the BBC could repaint black murderers in the news they would as they want no one to be certain what we all know is true exists. Simply covering the truth doesn't stop it existing, just confuses people. I'm not confused as I never stop using perfectly good words as some twat with no sense of logic tells me to. If someone says not to use a word I'll use it twice and recommend you all do as well. Anyone with equal credentials to Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton, or his American double President Obama will succeed whatever colour they are. Besides exclusion, which happened equally to Jews as Blacks until a few years ago, if we couldn't succeed in one area we found one where we could. We didn't give up as clubs wouldn't accept us.

I needn't say any more, just ignore what they preach at the UN and Camden alike, and use the evidence of your own eyes to distinguish wrong from right. By silencing us they have the power, and do far worse against most of the world than any of us can with words alone.

Analingus

Now I've hopefully got your attention, there's not a lot to tell, I need a valve for the bike front tyre before I can use that again, someone yet again didn't turn up as they seem to need a confirmation even though the date was arranged. I may have been tired but not the way to find out after the non-event. So I was hanging about for a while before my sole late booking of the day (I'm not a prostitute but it could sound like it), and was then on the phone for ages.
I'm still waiting to hear about the TV non-showing, I've now emailed the producer who hasn't returned my phone calls as it's becoming more and more of an abortion as each day goes by. If these fuckers want people to watch TV on demand then for Christ's sake advertise it. You get the worst tripe imaginable on Channel 4 on hoardings every few yards on the North Circular although every paper in the country has the listings, but some crack between the channels that doesn't appear in any newspaper can't be arsed to advertise despite launching a totally new service.

Maybe they want it to fail.

Meanwhile after waiting many years I believe the Guernsey UFO sighting has beaten the disinformation system at last. Multiple witnesses from official vehicles, double position sightings, meaning size could be worked out, and radar confirmation. Plus the object passed the test being beyond human capability to create, being a mile long. I've never come across a sighting with every box ticked before so each could have been something else. You can't fake a lit object hanging in the sky a mile long. As and when other people realise this is not possible to dismiss the long awaited discovery may slowly dawn on them, it's apparently been made. If nothing else non-earth origin objects have to be here as that bugger was definitely man made, unless they both mocked it up as a balloon and wanted to hoax everyone, but why?
Hopefully as with this story (3 months old) more will leak out over time. Like with an old woman on a long walk. Excuse me.

Anyway, having attempted to offend as many people as possible in as few words as possible, I could probably disgust a few more unfortunates and minorities, but I tend to do it far better when trying not to than looking for trouble. And leaking 0ld women quite turns me on actually, if they were attractive and under 75...
I think that must have offended a few more people. Bernard Manning? He was a proper comedian, only people with existing chips on their shoulders were offended, he didn't mean a word of it I believe, he just exploited the humour in people's stereotypes and had he been any of those groups himself (he had Jewish relatives) it wouldn't have stopped him saying a word of it. He represented freedom of speech and was the example I follow myself against the thought nazis of political correctness.
I however couldn't give a damn who I offend as if they can't see I'm trying to be funny they have no sense of humour. Feminists, Muslims, Common people etc will just have to take it, as I have for all my own clear and obvious shortcomings and personal ethnicity. I know the difference between funny and nasty and I never try to be nasty. I think had I been a Nigerian I'd still piss myself laughing about the permanent students in their 30s who study accounts in Britain while driving a minicab and tell everyone they're royalty and will join the government when they pass their exams the 4th attempt. They take themselves so seriously and have absolutely no sense of humour and that alone (besides what could be the most musical accent on the planet) makes them hilarious. Having worked with them since I was in the 6th form these stereotypes are deadly accurate and totally positive. Just as I piss myself with Jewish stereotypes. How morons (normally not Jewish) can call me anti semitic for doing them, while being Jewish, is an example how the 'Haringey mentality' has brainwashed so many half witted sheep who think by imitating someone you want to commit genocide. Imitation is surely the highest compliment assuming it's accurate and the thing that makes me laugh the most is when people take me off. When someone did me eating I nearly got a hernia.

So the day (once I perfect the accent) I make a Nigerian laugh with my impersonations of their compatriates I will have proved my points. While the white liberals are squirming with embarrassment hopefully the Africans will see the funny side I have observed in their own people just as Felix Dexter did, who is also not Nigerian, although admittedly the same colour. And Linda Smith had an identical stereotype on her radio show while she was alive, who was actually Nigerian but happy to play the exact character I do. Why? Because they are the most visible Nigerians in the country. But if I work for years on the accent and say exactly what he does I get accused of all sorts and would be banned from television for life, like Jim Davidson was as far as his comedy was concerned at least. Big deal. I was going for a walk but was on the phone so long I stayed in and wrote this instead. Besides hearing something I wanted to on the radio by pure chance I don't know which would have been preferable. Maybe I should go to Speaker's Corner, except I'd get shot by a Muslim within 10 minutes. Guaranteed.