Tuesday, June 30, 2015

The climate change bible

Now The Pope has merged religion with political ideology, the Catholic Church plan to rewrite the bible to include the sin of CO2 emission. This will include:

As the first human took its first outbreath it committed the sin of CO2 emission, and caused man to become fallen.

And the Lord sent Jonah to Nineveh to tell the people to reduce their CO2 footprints.

And Onan cast his CO2 into the atmosphere and committed the sin of emission.

As the world emitted CO2 water vapour built up in the atmosphere and caused the Lord to send the flood in retribution.

You do not know where the 2C rise shall come from, it will arrive as a thief in the night.

If you do not repent the sin of CO2 emission you will live in hell on earth.

And the Lord smote Sodom and Gomorrah, for they spent their time driving and setting their heating too high and caused pollution.

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