Thursday, September 07, 2006

Jewish exam certificate

If my family is anything to go by, passing an exam isn't enough, you have to do it their way. So in respect of the added opinions that get tacked onto our achievements, despite being good enough for all employers just with a grade, this is the version they'd like instead:

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Fercuckter examining board

Summer 1978

This is to certify David A Guru

Has passed his advanced level examinations in

Government and Politics C
Sociology D
Economics E

signed George Fercuckter JR.

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Comments: Could have done better if he'd worked harder.


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