Bodger and Badger

Everybody knows Badger loves mashed potatoes!
He makes them into shapes and eats them every day.
Bodger and Badger, Bodger and Badger
lalalalala lalalalala
Bodger and Badger are never far away!

Yes, he's finally lost it. Actually, when I was just mixing my instant mash, whenever the series is on I remember the song when I make my own, and of course most of the world isn't lucky enough to know of the amazing pair, so I am able to rememdy it here. It was never as good as in the school though, in my opinion. But Simon has to be the most patient guy I've ever come across.